I think I’m in a good position to answer this as many years ago when I was young and reckless I found myself in front of a cold glass of water and a Mango.
I really don’t know how I ended up in this situation, I could have been drinking but there I was, alone in a room with a large Mango and a glass water.
What’s a man supposed to do in a situation like this? I kept a cool head, surprising I know but I managed.
The reality of the situation dawned on me, there was only one option, I had to do it!
That mango and glass of water had seen their last days, after many failed attempts of mango insertion I’d had to think outside of the box and come up with another way of getting that lovely mango inside me.
Eureka! I should eat it. I do recall feeling pretty smug with myself for coming up with such a great idea.
Without hesitation I grabbed the glass of water with one hand and the mango with the other.
No time to peal it, I just munched that mango down, my head still reeling from such a reckless act I downed the water in one, by jingo it was cold, not just cold but November in Huddersfield cold.
That was it, I had done it, mango and water had been dispatched and what happened next I hear you sob? This is going to blow your mind, I felt slightly less hungry and thirsty!
I know, I know, you’re probably emotional wrecks right now but time is a good healer and you can learn from this, if you find yourself in this situation just don’t do it, run away!